Tweets

    (Source: modern-family-gifs)

    (Source: q-ueen-d)

    dutchster:

    saxypone:

    fuchsiamae:

    dextronoms:

    bitches-im-balin:

    bigbigtruck:

    krudman:

    I love this

    "you come here often?"
    "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

    "hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"

    "FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"

    "hey let me buy you a drin-"

    "LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"

    "hey gorgeous-"

    "I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"

    "hey beauti-"

    "SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"

    "hey baby are you google because-"
    "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU DAMN FOOL"

    When you gonna let me tap dat-

    Unfair! Unjust! Cicero has done nothing wrong! Loreius will pay for his treachery! Oh, how he will pay…

    (Source: spookysage)

    All we shared was cute pictures, awkward silences, and unclothed cuddles. How much did that mean to you?

    Queer Games

    ninjalurker:

    A Closed World
    Ballroom Battle
    Beloved
    Conversations With my Mother
    Dys4ia

    Dysphoria City
    Five Words Go Go Go
    Gay Planet
    Great Personality
    Hugpunx
    Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars
    Lim
    Mainichi
    Negative Space
    One
    Personal Trip to the Moon
    Queerastrophe
    Social Dysphoria: The Game
    Terf War
    The Guardian

    (Source: andrewbelami)

    reasons why babies are not needed

    • head to body ratio is uneven
    • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
    • baby unable to hunt for the clan
    • baby is slow and usually racist

    (Source: frankushington)


    (Source: picture-yourself)


    (Source: picture-yourself)

    drewchainzzzz:

    If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.


    thetrevorproject:

    immox:

    I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

    Haha, this is cute. What’s your super power?

    (Source: schweppesandcheshirecats)


    taco-bell-rey:

    this is art


    methdragon:

    sixpenceee:

    So tumblr user coindication tagged me(sixpenceee) in a post about this game and thought I’d find it interesting.

    And boy did I. It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and see where it takes you.

    I found it pretty amusing. 

    You can play the game here

    IMPORTANT i’ve played this before and i know first hand that some parts of the game include child abuse and torture (and might include even worse things depending on the choices, but its almost impossible to find out all of the content in such an immense game) so please play at our own risk!